You are a sinner.

I took Andrew into United a bit ago to pick out his cereal. I thought it would be a quick trip in and out and no harm would be done. :)
He struck up a conversation with a young man doing some shopping, to which Heaven was incredibly embaressed. Nothing could have prepared her for the conversation at the checkouts, though............
Andrew had turned around while I paid and noticed a slightly balding man standing behind him (who worked there). The conversation went something like this.
Andrew: "Hey there! You have a great scalp. Can I see it?"
Man: "Sure do you see my bald spot? I have my hair brushed over it."
Andrew: "Oh, Wow! Yeah I see it, Can I touch it?"
Mommy: "NO, no, Andrew, you cannot."
Andrew: "Okay mom."
At this point, Heaven has her head down, is a bright shade of red. I am laughing so hard I cannot even write my check, and a small crowd has gathered. Everyone is giggling.
Andrew then looks back to the friendly gentlemen and says. "You are a sinner."
Man: "Yeah, your right."
Andrew (pointing around at the others): "And you and you are all sinners, too."
Man: "But I bet your not a sinner, are you?"
Andrew: "Oh yes, I am a sinner, too."
As we walk out, Andrew waves and tells this man. "Thanks for letting me have your scalp!"
So, now we need to conquer the next part of the gospel message with Andrew...and always remember to have our tracts when we have Andrew in tow!